Dad'sGameToo.

We beat it before you were born. No walkthroughs, no save states, just a notebook full of passwords and a little brother watching.

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The scoreboard

An honest accounting. We're not saying we're good at everything. We're saying we're good at the stuff that counts.

Still got it

  • Zelda, start to finish, with no internet to look stuff up
  • Uncharted and The Last of Us, the whole story, no hand-holding
  • Blowing in the cartridge until it works
  • Reading the instruction manual cover to cover before turning it on
  • Sitting three feet from the TV like Mom told us not to
  • Knowing the code. You know the one.

Never had it

  • TikTok dances
  • Roblox, and whatever it costs in Robux
  • Emotes after a win
  • Understanding what "skibidi" means
  • Voice chat with a twelve-year-old who just roasted us
  • Staying up past 10 on a work night

What we're building

A place for dads who game. Here's what's loading.

Dad game nights

Co-op and squad nights for grown men with jobs. Start on time, done before bedtime.

Dad vs. Kid

Challenges against our own kids on the classics. Their reflexes against our experience.

The trophy shelf

Post your proof. Platinums, 100% runs, and that one boss you beat in 1991 and still talk about.

Insert coin

Sign up and you'll hear about the first game nights before anyone else. We'll only email you about crew stuff.